The Baby Juice Express

Overview

A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is to conceive an heir by smuggling his sperm to his wife on the outside. There’s only one way the boys know how to raise the money fast … hijack the ‘baby juice express’. But kidnapping ‘baby juice’ turns out to be fraught with even more peril than the bumbling wannabes could possibly have imagined in this cheeky spin on the gangster genre. Starring Nick Moran (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), with Julian Clary (one of Britain’s funniest) and Joe Bugner (former boxing champion and one of Australia’s toughest!).

Details

Status

Released

Release date

April 19, 2004

Original language

English

Cast

Stephen Marcus,Callum Dixon,David Seaman,Badi Uzzaman,Steve Speirs,Paterson Joseph,Hugh Fraser,Phil Davis,Lisa Faulkner,David Cardyand 14 more

Director

Michael Hurst

Writer

Michael Hurst,Nick Moran

Cinematography

Shane Daly

Music

Mark Hinton Stewart

Budget

$2

Revenue

Not recorded

IMDb

tt0295181